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Teri khushboo har saans

Teri khushboo har saans me sama lenge,

Ashk jo nikle tumhare apne hothon se pee lenge,

Hame dhadkan ki kya zaroorat hai,

Tere dil me pyar bankar har lamha dhadak lenge...........;->

Kabhi Aansoo Kabhi

Kabhi Aansoo Kabhi Khushboo Kabhi Naghma banker
Hum Say Her shaam Mili Hai Tera Chehra banker
Chand Nikla Hai Teri Aankh K Ansoo Ki Tarah
Phool Mehkay Hain Teri Zulf Ka Saya banker

Woh mil jatey hain kahani bankar

Woh mil jatey hain kahani bankar
Dil mein bas jatey hain nishani bankar
Jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aakhon mein
Kyun nikal jatey hain wo pani bankar
Khayaalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai
Nigaahon ko teri talaash rehti hai
Tere bina koi kami nahi lekin
Tere bagarr tabiyat udaas rehti hai

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…

What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!

Apna bhi bank Balance Hota,

Agar dada AAshiq na hota.

Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Santa Lost His Cheque Book

bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->

''We''ve known each

''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''

I want to share everything with u

I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.

We''ve known Each other

We''ve known Each other
4 Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a bank !?

2 Sardar bank

2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!

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