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Psycho the Rapist or Psychotherapist

SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...

SIMPLE & SMALL Commitments for Ramadan,

SIMPLE & SMALL Commitments for Ramadan,
.
1.
Think before speaking to avoid lies,badmouth and backbiting.
2.
Don't watch movies/tv just for the sake of passing time.Read the Translation of Holy Qura'an sentence-wise.
3.
Don't waste Dua time by switching on the tv before Aftar.It's the best time for acceptance of Dua.
4.
Avoid anger or burning conflicts with people by deferring the issue or immediate resolution.
Remember,you are fasting.
.
RAMADAN MUBARAK....
May Allah enable us to reap Ramadan benefits.Aameen.

Think Of Life

Think of life as a great road trip ... if you spend too much time looking back at where you've been, you'll miss what's ahead.....!!!!! d

Take good care of yourself,

Take good care of yourself, friend.
We hope to see you up and
running and back at garden again.
The place just isn”t the same without you.

Cutest Proposal –

Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home & Asks ,“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come back Again..”

When you look ahead to the

When you look ahead to the future or look back at how things used to be, don't forget to look beside you, because that's where you'll find me, loving you with all my heart.
Happy Anniversary

foreign trip

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Love never dies

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes
& return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute
saying love never dies.

ha ha ustad se ustaadi

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Two Guys Are Chatting..

Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”

Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”

Guy A: “I Will Go back To Australia To Bring Her back.” :)

You are seeing my wife

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Walkin alone is not difficult

Walking alone is not difficult
But
When we have walked a mile with someone then coming back alone is very difficult

Never Quit

If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand alone like a tree and if you fall on the ground then fall as a seed that grows back to fight again.

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