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"I May B Walking Slowly, Bt I Never Walk backwards"

-Abraham Lincon.

"Whenever I Walk backwards,Its 4 A Long Jump"

-Ben Johnson.
Always try to put yourself in the

position of the other and judge

your action against the background.

Then you will not be wrong.
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Muhammad Siddiq Riddle Answer

A snake.
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "
Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came back. :D
Santa: How can you Stop Barking our Dog in our backyard?

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Banta: That''s Easy!!! The answer is put it in Front Yard!. :-)
Wish I could turn back the time
and make things right…
Please forgive me!
It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn''t have this and I didn''t have that. But it is only the grown woman regretting the hardships of a little girl who never thought they were hardships at all.
What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive

If I Cud Take It All back I''d Do This So Instant

I Truly Didn''t Mean To Hurt You In Any Way

I''m Sorry For Hurting You
4give You Again ???
For All The Times You Made Me Cry??
For All The Things You Said About Me?
For All The Crap You Started?
For Stabing Me In The back??
No I Wont 4give You ,

Not This Time
Life Is An Echo. . .

All Comes back. . . The Gud, The Bad, The False & The True. . .
So, Give The World The Best You Have & The Best Will Come back To You. . .
When u Fail, Don''t Retreat, U Mite B Just 1 Ste Behind In The Process Of Success. When U Look back, U''ve Only History To Reveal. Where As If u Proceed U''ll Have Future To Unveil . . .