allah SMS Messages403 messages

''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera allah inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……
''allah AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!
allah AAP KO NAUKRI DE!
allah AAP KO KHUSH RAKHE!
allah AAP KI ROZI MAIN BARKAT DE!
YAAD HO GEYA?
CHAL PHIR KATORA UTHA OR SHOORU HO JA.''
''allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''

Zindagi bari
udaas hy

Mujhe lagi
piyas hy

Mujhe dunya
se na koi
aas hy

allah kre uski LIGHT chali jay
Jo yeh soche k

meri poem
bakvas hy''
''mere pyare allah mian
tere raz b gehre hain

un k rozay sehri wale
mere 8 pehre hain

dawat roza khulwane ki
unain milay sarkari ha

mere bacha roza rak k
dhonta phirray iftari ha''
''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''
''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''
''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya


Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''
''Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??



KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab allah HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy...
''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,

Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,

Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,

allah maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''
''Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA allah rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.''
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.

"allah KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"