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policeman!!!

Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga

Full Mental

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

Har taraf har jagah

Har taraf har jagah beshumar aadmi
Phir bhi tanhaiyon ka shikaar aadmi
Subah se shaam tak bojh dhota hua
Apni hi laash ka khud mazaar aadmi
Har taraf bhaagte daudhte raaste
Har taraf aadmi ka shikaar aadmi
Roz jeeta hua roz marta hua
Har naye din naya intezar aadmi
Zindagi ka mukkaddar safar dar safar
Aakhri saans tak bekaraar aadmi

saans bi khutum ho jati hai...

her saal jaunary,
humain kuch sapnay dikhati hai,
jis ko poora kernay main,
december aa pohanchta hai,
zindagi aur akheer bi mano,
umer kay january aur december hain,
zindagi ki january bi jo khwab dikhati hai,
admi umer ber un ko poora kerta rehta hai,
aur umer ka december aan pohanchta hai,
aur saal ki terha,
saans bi khutum ho jati hai...

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become administrator & control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD"

&

Control all the Above

1 liter khoon

Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)

Zalim sms of 2011

1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the

Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?

larki boli.

abu main hun

Politics

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.

Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

Tera Fone Number Kya Hai

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

teacher to pathan

Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?

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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D

pathan & admi

admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?

admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon

Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?

Aj to itwar ha..

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