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Jab Usne Humse Taluq Tora Hum ß Usey keh Aaye .....

ßil ßaTori NaasAAn çhorri Adi Mithi Adi korri am sory am sory

1 srdar ji khali kaTori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek kaTori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''

Boy: BUS aur LADKI

Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

Girl: LADKE aur AUToriCKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the d

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who
doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is
docToring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the
doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor''s the doctor.
Does the doctor docToring the doctor doctor the doctor in his
own way or does the doctor docToring the doctor doctors the
doctor in the doctor''s way"

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 kaTori paani bhar jaaye....

jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)

Flower dies,

Flower dies,

sTories end,

songs fade,

memories r 4goten,

all things come to end,

but precious people like u,

. . . Chipak hi jate hain.

Ek bar 1 autorickshawvala

Ek bar 1 auTorickshawvala no entry se ja raha hota hai......

paR phir bhi use koi pakadta nahi hai!!!

puchu kyu???

kyunki vo chal ke ja raha hota hai!!! ;->

KaASsh...

KaASsh...

aaj thori barish ajaye...

Kam say kam 1kaTori
pani bhar jaye...

Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...

Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->

Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan

Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
kaTori le k khada rhta Hai

Pani Puri wale k paas.

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories

Math tells us three of the tragic love sTories.

Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)

Math tells us three of the tragic love stories

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