I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
Two Snakes sitting in the jungle, Female Snake tried to kiss the male Snake, Suddenly male Snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 Snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????
Cos he ate 2 Snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 Snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????
Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE Snake COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!
