Snake SMS Messages13 messages

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Muhammad Siddiq Riddle Answer

A Snake.
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
* Even the greatest philospher cant
be more serious than a child
while playing a game.

* When one becomes emotional
never advise him.
It is as if you are sowing the
seeds in a stormy wind.

* The Snake has its poison in its
teeth dog in tongue scorpio in tale.
Only human has its poison in its heart.. ;->
Have u Ever Thought

While Sleeping

If The Fan Breaks & Falls On Ur Head

Or Lizard Climbs Up Ur Bed & Start Walking On Ur Neck

Or

A Green Snake Goes Into Ur Nose

Or

A Cockroach Goses Through Ur Mouth & Comes Out Through Ur Ears

Any How
Sleep Peacefully

Good Nite ;->
Two Snakes sitting in the jungle, Female Snake tried to kiss the male Snake, Suddenly male Snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 Snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????










Cos he ate 2 Snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....
There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 Snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????
Man saw Snake on bed of his Mom-in-law.
Man 2 Snake : Meri saas ko dans le.
Snake : Kya dansle ? Mai usse hi to apna zehar recharge karvata hun.
Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE Snake COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya
Man saw a Snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.

Man to Snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,

Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake

Suddenly Male Snake Turned

&

Started Singing

Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma