Shaadi SMS Messages121 messages

1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri Shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to Shaadi paki... :-D
1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri Shaadi karwaado

Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to Shaadi paki... :-D
Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?

Praful: Technology Hansa

Suno, Jab Hum Hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,

Tab Hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi...?

Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi Thi

Aur
Keh Rahi Thi...

Khaiye Nah..

Aapne Toh Kuch Liya Hi Nahi,

Lo Ji Khaiye...Take No, Lo Ji,

Take No, Lo Ji...Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji . ..
hum tum se bohat pyar karte hain
thora nahi bohat sa karte hain kya tum mujh se Shaadi karoge baad mein nahi abhi isi waqt karoge
One Crazy Question For You:

Agar Meri Shaadi aapki Marzi se hoti to aap meri Shadi kis se Karwatay?

Fwd It to your friends and cousins and get funny replies.
But Reply Me First.
IK ADMI NE 1 Bewa se Shaadi ki uski Jawan Beti se os k Baap ne Shaadi ki..
Yun os ke wo Beti os ke Maa ban gae,
un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri behn hoi,
Magr wo uski Naani ka shohar Tha is liye wo meri_____- b hoi,



challange

(NAWASEEE)
Santa''s Girfriend:
Meri Maa Apko Bahut
Pasand Karti He.

Santa, After A Deep
Thought:
Kuchh Bhi Ho
Jaaye,
Shaadi To Main
Tujhse Hi Karunga!!
Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)
Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne
uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski
Shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali
Shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota,
hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?