Shaadi SMS Messages121 messages

Girl me us Admi se

Girl: Main us Aadmi se Shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)

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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P

Bari tezz hy tu? =D

shaddi

Har insaan ko Shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti

Sono Tum Bhool Mat Jana....!!

Mujhe Awaz de dena

Kabhi ice cream lao tu!
Kabhi murghi pakao tu!
Kabhi picnic pa jao tu!

Mujhe Awaz de dena

Wallet ma maal ziada ho!
Jo shopping ka Irada ho!
Kabhi dawat ma jana ho!

Ya kesi ko dinner pa bulana ho

Mujeh awaz de dena

Kabhi kisi se ho larna!!!!
Tu mjhe disturb na karna!

Kesi Shaadi ma jana ho!
Jaise hi shuru khana ho!

Mujhe Awaz De Dena

Mujhe Tum Bhool Mat Jana
Sono Tum Bhool Mat Jana!!

mary to abi shaadi

Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi Shaadi hi nahi hui.

Funny

Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -Shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - Shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

shaadi

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

Friendship

School ki friendship 10th class tak,

Collage ki friendship final year tak,

Love ki friendship Shaadi tak,
But
Humari friendship 30th February tak
Qk na 30th Feb aayegi aur na hi humari dosti tootegi.

Mein Tmhain Bachpan

0300
(Mein Tmhain Bachpan Se Chahta Hun)

0301
(Tum Se Shaadi Krna Meri Majboori Thi):-(

0333
(Tum Mere Ghar Walo Ki Pasand Ho)
Ooops
0334
(I Promis U Mai Tmhari Ankhon Mein Kbi Aanso Ane Nahi Dunga)

0345
(I Realy Love U)

0346
(You R My 2nd Wife)

0322
(Tum Dunia Kee Sb Se Khubsurat Larki Ho)

0321
(I Dont Love U)

0314
(Tum Mere Khuwabo Ki Tabeer Ho)

0313
(Pata Nhi Meri Maa Ko Tum Ma Kya Nazar Aaya)

shaadi ki mubarak

mubarak!! mubarak!!
Shaadi ki mubarak..
aray nahi EID MUBARAK..
itni kushi main sab kuch bul gaya par tumhe nahi...
maza karo, ishq karo, pyaar karo, or muje vapas sms karo.

Meri lye Eid ki sirf ek mathlab hai vo hai TUM..
intezaar hai kab hojayegi
HUM....
islye Mubarak, Mubarak!!!

shaadi ki mubarak

aRz kiya haI aankhon

aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri Shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah

Badshah Ne AeLaan

Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada "CHAMPOO" Hoga Us se Apni Beti
Ki Shaadi Karoonga..

Teri to NiKaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey...!!!

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