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Yun to zindgi me ajeeb se mod ayenge,

Kabhi khusi to kabhi gam layenge.

Rakhna khud ko sambhal ke,

Kyoki aap haSenge to hum bhi muskurayenge.
aaj phir yaad teri ayee hai
aaj phir raat kat na payegi
aaj phir nain barSenge
aaj phir neend rooth jayegi
aaj phir dil tuje pukarega
aaj phir aass toot jayegi
Ab Ke Na Sawan Barse
Ab Ke Baras To BarSengi Ankhiyan

Jaane Kaise Aab Ke Yeh Mausam Beete
Beetegi Jo Tere Bin Woh Kab Beete

Tere Bina Sawan Sunne
Tere Bina Ab To Yeh Mann Tarse
FoR My All LoVeLy FrIeNdS :-)

¤Jis din band karli Mein ne aankhen.

Us din tumhari ankho se Aansu Barsen ge.

Jo kehte hai k bOhat tang karta hon Mein...!!

Wohi Meri 1 shararat ko TarSenge.
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the pasSengers in the
car he was driving..
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kaSenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin like
all d pasSengers
in d bus he
was driving ;->
Taxi mai bethe huye PasSenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..
A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other pasSengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the pasSengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala pasSenger:wao wao wao wao
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala pasSenger:wao wao wao wao


PasSenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?

Conductor: 24 ghantey..

PasSenger: Kaisey?

Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me