SAWAL SMS Messages158 messages

Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka SAWAL hai baba!

Bacha: baba, jaldi se SAWAL poocho,

muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!
Har SAWAL say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.
Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

SAWAL krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
''"5" SAWALön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!

Challenge.

1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?

2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha?

3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?

4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?

5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?''
''Agar KISI PARHNY WALY MEIN dm hai to inka jawab do ap ne bhi bht SAWAL dekhe honge try it.

1. Adam A''A ne zameen par pehla phal kon sa khaya?
2. Roo a zamin par sb se pehle drakht kon sa tha?
3. Wo kon sa phal hai jo zamin k andar ugta hai?
4. Wo kon sa parinda hai jiska damagh nhi hota?
Challenge reply must.''
Ek SAWAL...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log aisa kia karte hain k theek 9 MAHINAY baad 14 NOV ko "CHILDREN DAY" manana parta hai.
Rules 4 board exam:
Har SAWAL ka dat kar larna, lekhne me kami mat karna, mouka milay to peeche be dekhna. or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna
Hi ! What r U doing?Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek SAWAL ka jawab do.
SAWAL hai Ke wo konsa jaanwar hai.

Jo is waqt Mera SMS parh raha hai.reply?
Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?
Beta: bus pehla SAWAL choot gia!
Baap: acha! aur baqi?
Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!
chotha mai karna bhool gia!
paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!
chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,
maine dekha he nhe!
Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?
Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. . ;->
Baap:baita, paper kaisa huwa?
Baita:bus pehla SAWAL choot gia!
Baap:acha! aur baqi?
Baita:teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!chotha mai karna bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha,mai ne dekha he nhe
Baap ghusy mai bola:aur dosra?
Baita:bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;->
Ajeb shakhs tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha..
SAWAL karne se pehlay jawab rakhta tha..

Wesay to kehta tha ''i hate grlz''

magar khusron se hansi mzaq rakhta tha..
Aik shaks punjabi se yaar ager mai tumharay sir pe goli maru to? punjabi: yaar mai mar jawan ga yehi SAWAL angrez se angrez: i will be die. pathan se: pathan: yaar sher wala goli maray ga ya ponstan wala......