Rota SMS Messages78 messages

50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha

oon oon karke Rota hai to ma kehti he

k beta aise mat ro,varna

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bada hoke HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jaega.

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil Rota hai…
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le Q K
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.... ;->
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.

Dekh k mera dill

phoot phoot Rota hai.

yar tum se ik brush b

theek se nehin hota hai.
50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon
karke Rota h to ma kehti hain ki beta aise mat ro
varna

bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHAmiya ban jayega
Sardar sharaab peeta
r Rota jata,
Aik pathan nay poocha:
Kiya hua SARDAR G?
Sardar khta hai:Jis larki
ka naam bhulana
Chahta hun,
Yska naam yaad nh a
Raha....-;>
jungle me raheta hon
kaato par sutatta hon
jab bhi teri yaad sataati hai
pine tree pakad kar Rota hon
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein Rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,

waja thee yeh log agar mein Rota to inhon nein kehna tha

"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
Bijli hun main bijli hun,
WAPDA ki main titlee hun,
1 ghanty k liye aati hun
2,2 ghanty jati hun,
0oper pankha rukta hy,
Neeche Munna Rota hy,
Mune ki ammi kre Haaye,
Bijli us ko tarpaaye
Munne ki Ammi kaali
Bijli hy nakhron waali...

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Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k..:-D
Girls college ki building ko aag lag gayi.
College ki sub larkian door khari huns rahi thi kay chalo ab college to nahi aana paray ga
Lekin eik khubsorat larki
Ro rehi thi
Eik sir ny pocha
''''Beta! Tum kyun ro rehi ho?
Larki nay Rotay howay jawab diya
Sir meri book mein "HumAyuN" ki picture thi ..