Rang SMS Messages320 messages

Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya SaptaRangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay
Diwali aai, masti chahi, Rangi Rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.

Diwas Lighted In Every House.
Rangoli Patterns In Every House.

Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arives, Happiness Is Here.

Decorations On Every Door.
Tiny Stars Are Shining Bright.

Diwali Is Here, Diwali Is Here.
Happiness Arrives, Happiness Is Here.
Diwali aai, masti chahi, Rangi Rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"


Teacher : What a pair of stRange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really stRange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!
"Rang De Basanti" movie
Dekh k Santa ko bahut gussa aaya

Friend asked: Why are you so angry?

Santa: Poori film mai Basanti to dikhai nahi di


Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska Range kala HOjaye….
Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
KoRangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.






"SURF EXCEL HENA"
Breaking News:

Nipa chowRangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.
Washing Powdr Nirma
Wshing Pwdr Nirma
Dudh Si Safedi
Nirma Se i

Rangen Kpray B Khil-Khil Jae
Sbki Pasand Nirma

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha,
nOw
U Continue Ur Work.
Have You Ever

RearRange the Letters ...


" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "


It Would Come As


" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;->