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An old man tottered into a lawyer''s office and asked for help in arRanging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I''m eighty-four, " answered the old man.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?"

"My wife is eighty-one. "

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough is enough."
Why Is Love Mariage Is Better Than ArRange Marriage.....???
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B''coz A Known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost.......... ;->
Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than ArRange Marriage...???
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B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost...... ;->
Mango

ORange

Banana

Grapes

&

Apple

Which is sweet?

Guess?

Dont know?

Arey buddhu ye sab
Sweet nhi hai.


Ye sab Fruits hai.


Sweet to Aap ho :->
True Quote. . .


A Man Is Lucky If He Is The First LOVE Of A Woman. . .



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A Woman Is Lucky If She Is The Last Love Of A Man. . .



StRange But True. . . ;->
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or Rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arRange the meeting between them and god.

PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->
Pani mai whiskey wilao
to nasha charta hai pani
mai rum milao to nasha
chaeta hai pani mai
bRangy milao to nasha
charta hai to pani mai
kuch garbar hai.....-;>
Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

What''s Common Between An Apple & An ORange. . . ? ? ?































They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->
Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.
Wads d best & worst arRangement u can make.
Did u get
Best: Wil, U, Marry, Me
Worst: I, Will , Marry , U
* TALAASH GUMSHUDA *
Nam, Arbab Rahim
umar ka koi hisab nahi kyu ke us ki umr k KUTE Mar gae,adres kuchre ka dabba Rang kaala, Suar jesi shakal, 18 feb ko ghar se saikal pe nikla tha,.. jane kin gatron me chala gaya hy...
kisi bhi Bhai ya bahen ko dikhai de..SEEDHA GOLI maar de....shukriyaa . . . ;->
Very StRange . . .

Sindh , Punjab Aur Balochistan
Ka
Cheif Minister

Hota Hy















Jab K N.W.F.P
Ka

"Hoti" Hy . . . [,"]