School se hasil ki hum ne education.
Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition
Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission
Phir bhi ap chae aay withoutpermission
Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. Phir USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. Phir USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
