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''1 pathan ny jalti

''1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but Phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???

is liye k

us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy

''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

''1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian

''''phele bhunwa k khaein kaleji ki botian
mshooq ne dikar li Phir dekh bhal kay
is mein qasoor aashiq-e-marhoom ka b tha
kaghaz rakh dia tha kaleeja nikal k..''''

''ye zindgi hai ek kamal

''ye zindgi hai ek kamal

bina pese ke nahi koi haal

tum bhi kangal

hum bhi kangal

to Phir aao khhelte hn

MISS CALL MISS CALL''

Sardar car ki

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna Phir problem hogi.

purani khawat hai

purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye Phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D

kya meri nak tedi hai.

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... Phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya Phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

Sardar Apni Girl friend

Sardar Apni Girl friend Ko I Love You Kehta hai or gir jata ha
I love you kehta ha orr Phir girr jata ha. Girl :yeh Kia kar rahe ho ?
Sardar: Oye I''m falling in Love :) Haha

Tujhe Lita K Loon

Tujhe Lita K Loon

Ya Bitha K Loun

Karun andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Loun

ya Tujhe Karu Khara Phir Teri Jhuka k Loun

ab tu Hi bata k MaiN teri Phoro kaise loun ??

• Thought of the day:

• Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya Phir bus aap pe chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To Phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar

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