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Teacher: History

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the Past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->

wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?

wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD....?
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Pastry ;):)

Women recall every

Women recall every outfit they have worn for the Past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.

Teacher:

Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothPaste & put it back in the tube again''

Teacher:

Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothPaste & put it back in the

Teacher :

Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!

Ek Student Bola: Madam ToothPaste Ki Tube Main
ToothPaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->

1st Girl Proudly Says:

1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!

2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)

Back benchers association..

Don''t study too much that you forget your ownself!!
Or in the end you wud be...

Like..
Isac Newton boiled his watch in place of egg while he was noticing time from the egg in place of watch..

Albert Einstein ever in his life didn''t comb his hairs..

N above all,
Lous Pasteur forgot the wedding dat of his wedding..

Hosh se GEO!!

From:
Back benchers association..

Yes!!
We talk with arguments.

back benchers association

christmas is a time

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his Past
forgotten and his present remembered. What I don"t
like about office Christmas parties is looking for
a job the next day.

dont expect too muc

Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd
into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the Past twelve months.

christmas is a time

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his Past forgotten

and his present remembered. What I don"t like about
office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

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