Past SMS Messages116 messages

My past says u met me

My Past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME

I finally got my past,

I finally got my Past,
present and future tenses correct today.
I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).

(2)A Ramzan Checklist. . .

(2)A Ramzan Checklist. . .

Intend To Fast Everyday With Iman & Pure Intention Seeking The Reward From ALLAH Alone.
The Prophet Peace Be Upon Him Said,
"Whoever Fasts In Ramadan With
man & Seeking Reward
(from ALLAH) his Past Sins
Will Be Forgiven"

(Bukhari)

A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:

A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the Past tense of course.

''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''

''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''

Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"

R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.

Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully

eXams are there,

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the Past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

"HAQ BABA, SACH BABA"

''agar aap ko apni ''GIRL FRIEND'' k Past or future k baray main jan''na hai to apni girl friend ka number mukammal namm or patay k sath is no. par send karain,
03343004071

"HAQ BABA, SACH BABA"

**zarori note**
"baba g ka number change kar k apna number likhna bohat bari beghairti ha''''''

A sardar was tired

A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all
those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going Past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"
He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There''s 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your''re right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"

Sales man : Sir

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Ali''s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Which tooth Paste do u use ?
C : Ali''s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.

eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

answer is no wherewhich makes u

pull ur hairthe grades r not

fairbut just like da Past 14

years

we don''t care ;->

Never think more

Never think more
about d Past,
it brings Tears. . .

Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .

Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->

Tom : How should I convey the

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, Past year’s performance repeated.

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