Paani SMS Messages99 messages

Doctor: Bachey ko paani

Doctor: Bachey ko Paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori Paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''

''Dosti karna itna

''Dosti karna itna Aasan hai Jaise Matti par Matti se Matti likhna.LEKIN...Dosti Nibhana itna Mushkil hai Jaise Paani par Paani se Paani likhna.''

This is a magic Trick

This is a magic Trick

aik thanda Paani lein aur us ko apney baraber wala par phenk dein yeh thanda Paani us bandey ko garam kar dey gaa At your Own Risk

can u give one word in english...

can u give one word in english...
for the phrase.."Apne kiye pe Paani pher na...!!"
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its so simple...
the word is
"FLUSh

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,

Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu Paani!!

Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!

AAj apko pani se

AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
Paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

''THANDA MATLAB''

Coca-Cola

Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,

Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,

Ham Ham Hay To Kya Ham Hay,

Wo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga,

Jismey Paani Kam Hay,

Is Se Bakwas SMS Bhejo Agar Dam Hay.

Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena

Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena

Papa: Khud Lelo

Kid: Plz Dedo Na

Papa: Agar Ab Tu Ne Maanga Na Tou Thappar Parega

Beta: Acha Jab Thappar Mane Aana Tou Pani Le K Aana... ;->

Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..

Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..

Paani k bina tu Poty dho nahi sakti...

mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti... ;->

ek adbi sher arz kia hai:

ek adbi sher arz kia hai:

meray kunwaiN se Paani koi na bharay ~*~

sawaari apnay saaman ki khud hifazat keray

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori Paani bhar jaaye....

jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)

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