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Today''s Most Needed Thought

Jab Hamara Deen 1
Allah 1
Rasool (S.A.W)1
Quran 1
Kaa''ba 1
To Phir Ham Firka Paristi Ki Aag Main Q Jal Rahe Hay.
.Kuch Shar Pasand Log Hamare Shehar Aur Mulk Me Fasad Kar Wa Rhe He. Kb Tak Pathan, Muhajir, Sindhi, Balochi, PUNJABi, Kashmiri, Saraiki Aur Dosri Cast Ki Waja Se Apas Me Nafrat Rakhe Ge...
Allah Ka Farman Hay Jisne Aek Insan Ki Jan Li To Osne Puri Insaniyat Ki Jan Li.
Plz Shar Pasand Anasir Se Bachye Aur Apna Aur Apne Azizo Ka Khayal Rakhye.
In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In PUNJABi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?
Read digits in PUNJABi,

salam!



hor 10

ki hal ay 13


ok g ijazat 2


32 bujhao,,,te




100 jao.

GOOD NIGHT.


;->


Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from PUNJAB to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN PUNJABi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN PUNJABi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"
Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".

In PUNJABi It Is Translated As,

"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo
Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
PUNJAB Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From PUNJAB To America?"

Receptionist:
One Second Sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
''PUNJABan: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya
Maa: woh kaisay ?
PUNJABan : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha''''
''PUNJABi version of baby baby yes mama!

Kaki kaki
Haan beybay!

Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!

Jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!

Lawan jutti
Na beybay!

Khol bootha
Ha Ha Ha!''