PUNJAB SMS Messages65 messages

''Teacher: Translate This PUNJABi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here..
''Agar “PUNJAB” ki larkiyaAn papita bechti to larkon ko bahut faida hota.
Kyun k larkiyon ko ye aawaz lagani parti:
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PAPPI TAY LAY LO,
PAPPI TAY LAY LO..''
BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

Main Niyat karta hoon 2 PUNJABi marane ki ,

6 rocket fire farz ,

wasatay Bugti Uncle ke ,

Muu mera kohloo sharif ki taraf
Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. Sharabi-Toh PUNJAB Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "PUNJAB se laya" ;->
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "PUNJAB se laya" ;->
A PUNJABi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
A PUNJABi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
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Ye Sms Hr Unperh K Mobile Par Ponchien Talee, ko Aam Karay

Pervaiz Ilahi Ka Khawab Paraha Likha PUNJAB
Tusi sadi jaan ho

PUNJABi ho ya Pathan ho

Choclate ho ya Paan ho

Coke ho ya Shezan ho

Angel ho ya Shaitan ho

Tusi jo b ho...sachi tusi sadi jaan ho.../ ;-
Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?




KArAchi UNiverSiTy..!





PUNJAB UniverSiTy..!





OXforD UniverSiTy..!





No.. :P





Aeroplane... ;->
4 guys
1 4rm HARVARD
2 4rm OXFORD
3 4rm TEXAS
4 Sardar 4rm PUNJAB university
1 Question
what is th fastest thing in world?
OXFORD: light
HARVARD: thought
TEXAS: blink of an eye
Sardar: its loose motions
bcz
last night i was lying in my bed
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b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!