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Ye PAKISTAN nhi CHAAND ka tukra hy

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

meet in rajastan

Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take HonyMoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

the sun makes moon s

The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.

But what makes you shine......

some of the unrefusa

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.
Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

zardari k liye mazm

"zardari k liye MazMoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.

larka larki molvi k

Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k Moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)

dil ke zakhmoon ko g

Dil ke zakhMoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->

pocket mein rocket

Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?

ISRO..?

NASA..?

No..

Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

ye pakistan nhi chaand ka tukra hy

mera moonh kafan se

Mera Moo''nh Kafan Se Khola Mere Pass A Kar Bola

FARAZZ

Yeh Naaya Libaas Kaisa Yeh Kahan K Hain Iraday

in this xmas in th

In this X-mas, In the daytime if sun shin so shall Ur espectation come true,At night when Moon comes out so shall U recieve blesses, then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all ur problem away from U! Happy X-Mas!

if lovers are like m

If lovers are like Moon and Brothers are like stars
than i have noticed that the sky looks good without
Moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

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