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''Molvi taqreer krty howy

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao Mery sath betho...

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

''1 Aadmi ny rat

''1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
Mery sms gandy nahi hoty.

kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?

kya aap meri love stroy sunain ge?
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sunain ge????
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waqeyaeee sunain ge?
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.aap ko Mery zaaati moamly main dakhal andazi ka koi haq nahin hai

''''HUSBAND:

''''HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek churail kadi Mery aggy kadi Mery pechy. WIFE: keri movie vekhi?HUSBAND: appny viyah di ...

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,

Ek aadmi k pas jin tha,
jin bola "Aaqa" mujhy koi huqm dain.
Aaqa replayed : Yaar Mery ghar say Amrica tak aik Road banao.
Jin : Aaqa ye mushkil kaam hay, resty hain darya atye hain, pahar atye hain, jungal aty hain, abadiyan atye hain, samundar bhi ata hay, Bohat mushkil hay, kuch or huqam daein...
us bandy nay bohat soocha then he said Yaar meri B.V ko mera farmaberdaar bana day..
Jin foran bola "Road singal banani hay Dubble lane

Aadmi bola ya

Aadmi bola ya Allah mujhy dard de, dukh de, tension de, mujhy barbad kar de, Mery pichey bhoot laga de, ek farishta bola abey saley eak line mien bool ke biwi chahey...!

ik admy anpe ghar

ik admy anpe ghar waloon ko kehta hai ke jab main maroon ga

tu Mery kabarr main ik cap main thori se chai rakh dena

orr wo ik din marr giya ghar waloon nai is ki kabarr main chai rakh de

hasab lene ik farishta yaa orr iss nai kaha ke hasaab do
admy kehta jere pehlee farishte cha pe ke gay se o koon se

Agr moulvi films

Agr moulvi films bnana shuroo ker dein to naam hoon gaye,
sub zket day chukay sanam,
maseet Mery veer di,
wahabi da khark,
Athra moulvi,
duhman halway da

Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,

Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,
ik baynam se mohabbt Mery nam kr do,
ik subha ko milo or sham kr do,
OR sham tak Mery ghar ka sara kam kr do..;-)

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?

Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?

Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,
aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge

Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain Mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->

Larka:

Larka:
Jaan aj tum ne kiss karty
waqt jab apny mon se Mery mom main BUBBLE -GUM dali tu boht maza aya..

Larki:
Janu wo BUBBLE -GUM
nahi BULGHUM tha..

ha ha ha ha ha

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