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Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll Marry u next year.

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u Marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 Marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to Marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates 4 d proposal of his son
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 Marry my son.
Bill Gates: no!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President: No!
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS.

''Police has arrested

''Police has arrested me for killing a boySachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u Marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''

Q) If Draupati will be

Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she Marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)

Q: Why dogs don''t

Q: Why dogs don''t Marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!

Santa:

Santa: Oye Banta don''t Marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?

How did an intelligent

How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)

Shortest Fairy

Shortest Fairy Tale In Da World.... ONce upun a time , A Guy Asked a Girl ," Will U Marry me "

She Said " No " & The Guy Lived Happilty Ever After :)

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to Marry ur sister!"

Young girl praying :

Young girl praying : Please God Marry me with intelligent man.

God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.

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