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Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.

Tangent Lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.

Parallel Lines who were never meant to meet.

And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.

Who says maths is boring?!?:-)
NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe Line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->



For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine




Happy Valentine


For Others




Watch Aalim OnLine ;->


Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






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Nice na...?? =P ;->


Some Interesting OneLiners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)


1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..



Most Touching Lines
Said By A True Lover
To His Love While
Break Up ...


























"Chal Bey Chal Mere
Gift Wapis Ker ... " =P ;)


Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki Line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis Line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D

Most interesting Lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->

THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

HeadLine News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)


Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN









Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.








Aur

Tum OnLine Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(

Cutest Love Story:


A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.

Whats Happening?


Miss Isne Meri VaseLine Laga Li Thi.

Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)