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A Nobel Award
A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-
''Hotho se jo choo liya,
''Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to "HARI Mirchi..."-hai''
If U Like My Sms
If U Like My Sms, It Means I m Smart
If U Save, U Agree I m Smart
If U Frwrd, U Spread That I''m Smart
&
If U Delete It
Simply
U''re Jealous
Coz
I m Smart ;->
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
A man in Hell asked Devil:
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog
2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
A good friend
A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..
Just close ur eyes
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
A sardar asked
A sardar asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Sardar said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."
Q) Which is the motion
Q) Which is the motion jisse insaan bahut khush ho jaata hai ??
.
.
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.
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A) PRO MOTION
Attitude of girls:
Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
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