some beautiful lines

some beautiful lines


Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.






~~~~~~



..............



----------



__________



""""""""""



======




Nice na...?? =P ;->
  

May, 06 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2864 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages



*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*







Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D


NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
.
SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
.
Attitude matters... ;->
The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not late to wish you Gud Morning
Sardar writing passive voice of "i made a mistake"

He wrote: i was made by a mistake.
tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"

aur


aur

Aur tumhara koi faida nahee
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?

Faqeer:Allah Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi Faqeer Ka Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le Gya,
Or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar Ye Hai. . . .
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
''Hello Janu!

Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna

Ok?

Ready

.
.
.

Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya Mil Gaya...... :-''
Beauty
Is
The
Power ...
By Which
A Woman
Charms
A Lover
And
Terrifies
A Husband ...
Purpose Of Life . . .


GOD Sent Us 2 Find
Such Frndz, Dat If We
Meet Them Even In Hell,
They Will Say


















"Chal Yaar Shetaan Ki Class
Bunk Kerte Hyn..." ;->
Sardar 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,
SArdar: Tu tension na ley,

...mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai: