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American.
Chinese.
Pakistani.
Chand par ponch gay
3no ne nechay jhank kar dekha to zamen pr 1 lambi Line nazr aye.
American ye funelait ki building he
Chinese nhi ye
Dewar-E-Cheen he.
Pakistani paglo na ye koi building he or na koi dewar

ye pakistan mai UTILITY STORE k bahir aata lena walo ki Line hay.
L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======



L=Loss of Money.
O=Out of Mind.
V=Vaste of Time.
E=End of Life.

SO,
Don''t LOVE


Sirf Line Maaro!
;-)
Hamari ??? men chahat


Chahat me ????


Khalos me ????


Piyar mealey
Bench
Par
Baithey
Huye
Student
K
Bag
Mein
Parhi
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page #57
Ki
Line #10
Mein
Likha
Tha
K
Dusron ka time waste karna buri baat hai
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine



Happy Valentine

For Others



Watch Aalim OnLine ;->
DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

HEADLineS:
President General kayani decides to shed uniform.

PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.

Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.


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Nice na...??
Once in a soap industry in Japan,da soap cover was mistakenely packed widout soap in it i-e empty box.2 avoid da problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of million dollars 2 check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assembly Line.
Same problem arose in a poor city of Pakistan. Wat did they do?They simply put a rotating fan beside assembly Line.Empty boxes were flown away! Genius!
Modern,
Obedient,
Neat,
Kind,
Excellent,
Young,

Hey! Thats me...

Pareshan mat ho is mai tumhra nam b ha...

Read the 1st alphabet of evry Line.


Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do Line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
FIRST Line TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the Line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''
Most Innocent & Heart Touching
Lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->