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Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men Leave Leave perhta raha...


Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...


Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...
Wo love love likhti rahi

Me Leave Leave parhta rha

Wo kiss kiss likhti rahi

Me kash kash parhta rha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai

Me language course he krta rh@
In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A Girl çovered ßy Leaves

Husband keeps Watching

Wife: Ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?
Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha

Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha

Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha

Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha

Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha

Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei Leave Leave parhta raha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''
In d corridor of mall
Do U knw
Y boyz hold girl''s hands ?
Coz
If they Leave their hand
they wl go 4 shopping

It looks Romantic
But its actually Economics =P ;)
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to Leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,
I DIDNT B-Leave IT TILL I FOUND YU,
NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE,
I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME "I LOVE BABY
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or Leave the boat''. :-)
5 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resQ rope.

Pilot: One must Leave bcoz of overload.

Girl: I''ll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping



HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Last night,da moon asked me "if ur friend is not msging u,why u dont Leave ur friend?


" i looked back at the moon & said

"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to Leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"