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b4 Marriage....

b4 Marriage....

He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait

She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???

He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!

She: Do U Love Me...???

He: Offcourse Over & Over

She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???

He: No... Y R U Asking ???

She: Will U Kiss Me...???

He: Every Chance I Get..

She: Will U Hit Me...???

He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person

She: Can I Trust U....??

He: Yes...

She: Darling....

After Marriage....

Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->

men think they are LEFT behind...

men think they are LEFT behind...
and women think they are always RIGHT to Leave men behind?

Let us b Generous like dis:

Let us b Generous like dis:
4 Ants r moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT comin towrds them.
1st Ant says:V should KILL him.
2nd Ant says: No,Lets break his LEG alone.
3rd Ant says:No, V''ll just throw him away from our path.
4th Ant says: No, V''ll Leave him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR ;->

Wife to her friend:

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it Leaves a red mark on his forehead!

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz Leave here....

are U 18 Years Old?

if

YES

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I again Advice you if you are not 18 plz go back!

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha

The latest slogn of boys:

The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education

A student''s leave letter:

A student''s Leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class...."

I.T.I., Lahore:

I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for Leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week Leave.

Laws of sex: The more

Laws of sex: The more
beautiful the woman is who loves,the easier it is to Leave her with no hadr feelings,

Failure Is Not When Your GirlFriend Leaves

Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You

It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her Sister . . . ;->

Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???

Q) Why did Kareena Leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))

MONEY:

MONEY:

Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying Leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!

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