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What is education ?

What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
Learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."

Laziness is our biggest

Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should Learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?

What is Éduçati0n ?FU

What is Éduçati0n ?

Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 Learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.

A man was driving

A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am Learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.

Laziness is our biggest

Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)

We should Learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)

“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “

Laziness is our

Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)

We should Learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)

now what should we do....?

Height of Love

Height of Love

when you Learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers NO

If You Tried Your Best

If You Tried Your Best

And

You Failed

The Lesson You Would Learn

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"NEVER TRY IT AGAIN" ;->

A Smart Lawyer Said:

A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz Kids

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away

Mouse: That''s De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)

y do we have to learn dis?

In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to Learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

y do we have to learn dis?

In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to Learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

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