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khush naseeb

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb Kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...

Ke Tum Kon Hote Ho

wo subah neend se jaage
to muje se larne aye faraz…..
ka tum koun hote ho mare
khwaboon mein aane wale..

Tum keh dena koi khaas nahin..

Koi tumse puche Kon hoon main
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahi
Ek dost hai kacha paka sa
Ek jhoot hai aadha sacha sa
Ek khuwab adhoora poora sa
...Ek phooL hai rookha sookha sa
Ek sapna hai bin socha sa
Ek apna hai an dekha sa
Ek rishta hai an jana sa
Haqiqat men afsana sa
Kuch pagaL sa deewana sa
Bas ek bahana achha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door ho k bhi paas nhi
Koi Tumse puche Kon hoon main?
Tum keh dena koi khaas Nahi.

kanjoos

Teachr: Batao kanjoos Kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski

student: Apki beti.

Ek Toote Huwe Dil

Ek Toote Huwe Dil Ki Aawaaj Mujhe Kahiye
Sur Jismein Hai Sab Ghum Ke Woh Saaz Mujhe Kahiye
Main Kon hoon Aur Kyaa Hoon Kiske Liye zindaa Hoon
Main Khud Bhi Nahi Samajhi Woh Raaz Mujhe Kahiye

Koi tum say poocha

Koi tum say poochay Kon hoon mein
Tum keh daina koi khas nahi
Ik dost hai kacha paka sa
Ik jhoot hai adha sacha sa
Jazbat ko dhanpay ik parda
Bus aik bahana acha sa
Jeevan ka aisa sathi hai
Jo door na ho kar pas nahi
Koi tum se poochay Kon hoon mein
Tum keh daina koi khas nahi

Is tarah se bhare

Is tarah se bhare jahan main hoon
Jaise tanha kisi makan main hoon

Waasta gair se na apnoo se
Qaid sa apne jism-o-jaan main hoon

Urta rehta hoon bas khalaoon main
Na zameen main hoon Na aasman main hoon

Kon hoon kia hoon koi kia janee...?
Hoon magar apne hi ghuman main hoon

Kon samjhe bhala mera mafhoom
Shair hoon na jane kis zaban main hoon....?

Unke Naam Khud

Unke Naam Khud Mursal Likh Gae Hain Kaaghaz Par
Baagh Sayyida Ka Hai, Aap Kon hote hein ?

Me Ali Ke Dushman par LAnat''ain jo Karta hoo
Ye Mera Wazeefa Hai, Aap Kon hote hein ?

Unke Naam Khud

Unke Naam Khud Mursal Likh Gae Hain Kaaghaz Par
Baagh Sayyida Ka Hai, Aap Kon hote hein ?

Me Ali Ke Dushman par LAnat''ain jo Karta hoo
Ye Mera Wazeefa Hai, Aap Kon hote hein ?

Asman pe raat ko

Asman pe raat ko moon
hota hai!

Ishiqe jab had se guzar jay tu janoon hota hai!

Jis awaz pe dil darke wo ap
ka fon hota hai!

Ap k sms se jan ko saKon hota hai.->?

Sardar School Ma S

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM Kon ho ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->

Koi tum se pooche

Koi tum se pooche Kon hoon main,

tum keh dena koi khas nahi,

ik dost hai kacha paka sa,

ik jhoot hai aadha sacha sa,

jazbaat ko dhanpye ik parda sa,

bus aik bahana acha sa,

jeevan ka aisa sathi hai,

jo door na ho kar pas bi nahin,

koi tum se poochye Kon hoon main,

tum keh dena k koi khas nahin.....!

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