Kon ho SMS Messages28 messages

Koi Tum Se Pooche Kon hoon Main
Tum Keh Dena “Koi Khaas Nahi “
Ek Dost Kacha Pakka Sa
Ek Jhoot Hai Aadha Sacha Sa
Jazbaat Ko Dhanpey Ek Parda
Bas Ek Bahana Acha Sa
Jeevan Ka Aisa Saathi Hai
Jo Duur Na Ho K Paas Nahi
Koi Tum Se Pooche Kon hoon Main
Tum Keh Dena "Koi Khaas Na
hai dua yaad magar harf e dua yaad nahi
mere nagmaat ko andaz e nawa yaad nahi

hum ne jin k liye rahoun main bichaya tha lahoo
hum se kehte hain wohi eehd e wafa yaad nahi

zindagi jabar e musalsal ki tarhan kati hai
jane kis jurm ki pai hai saza yaad nahi

main ne palkoun se dar e yaar par dastak dii haii
main woh sahil hoon jisse koi sada yaaad nahi

kaise bhar aayein sar e shaam kisssi ki aankhein
kaise thari chiragoun ki zia yaad nahi

sirf dhundle sitaroun ki chamak deeekhi hai
kab howa Kon howa mujh se khafa yaad nahi..

aaoo ek sajda karein alam e madhoshi main
loggg kehte hain SAGAR ko khuda yaad nahi......
Main bus ek bar la''jawab hua Faraz...!

Kisi apne ne kaha jab Kon ho tum?
Kon hota hy tery ghum main pareshan mohsin

wo to apni he kisi baat py roya ho ga.
wo subha neend se jagay to mujh se larney aaye ghalib...

k tum Kon hotay ho mere khawabo mein aaney walay...
''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.
USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO.



BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY
PR HI SO JATA HON.



NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL
CHAYE LAI,
BOY; TM Kon ho,
GIRL;MAIN GUDDO
AP KON?
BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.
HA.......''
Girl:Kon ho tum?

Boy:hasrat tumhari,

Girl:takte ho kia?

Boy:Surat tumhari,

Girl:karte ho kai?

Boy:poja tumhari,

Girl:kafir ho kia?

Boy:aisa hi sahi,

Girl:chahte ho kia?

Boy:muhabat yumhari,

Girl:pachtao gay?

Boy:kismat hamri,

Girl:Married hoon main.
Boy...
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->
"JHOOM RE"
Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!

Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?

Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!

Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?

TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.
Girl: Kon ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
Girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: Kismat Hamari
Girl: Married Hoon Main
Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?
Girl: Kon ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
Girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: Kismat Hamari
Girl: Married Hoon Main
Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?
2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm Kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
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1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.


Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->
Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)