Kiya SMS Messages558 messages

neend se Kiya shikwa karun main....! sagar

qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe sonay nahi deta....
Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho
Kiya mila use mire dunya ujar kar
woh bhi tanha phir raha hai mujhe tanha chor kar
Facebook Par Hum Larkey Apna Khoobsurat Face Dikha Ke Itny Likes Nahi Le Skty,
Jitney LarKiyan Face K Bagair Wali Pics Mein Likes Le Leti Hain…

Kiya Yeh Khula Tazad Nahe…
"Wo Zehar Daita To Dunya Ki Nazroun Mein Aa Jaata...!


"Kamal Ki Sooch Thi Uss Ki, Us Ny Piyar Kiya Aur Chhor Diya..."
Mein ne tumhe pyar Kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar Kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
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bara dard hai,
mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos Kiya na.:-D
KHULTA KSI PE KYUN MESE DIL KA MAMLA

SHERON KE INTEKHAB NE RUSWA Kiya MJHE
Mere Wajood Ki Mujh Mein Talash Chhod Gaya,
Jo Puri Na Ho Kabhi Aisi Aas Chhod Gaya,

Wo Chahaton Ki Talab Mann Ki Pyaas Chhod Gaya,
Mujhe Bana Ke Wo Ek Zinda Laash Chhod Gaya,

Yehi Karam Nawazi Uski Mujh Pe Kaam Hai Kiya,
Ke Khud To Door Hai Yaadein To Paas Chhod Gaya,

Jo Khwahishein Thi Kabhi Hasraton Mein Dhal Gayi Ab,
Mere Labon Mein Wo Ek Lafz "KAASH" Chhod Gaya,

Ye Mera Zarf Hai Ek Roz Usne Mujhse Kaha,
Ke Aam Logon Mein Ek Tujhko Khaas Chhod Gaya,

Baharon Se Mujhe Isi Liye To Nafrat Hai,
Inhi Raaton Mein Mujhe Wo Udaas Chhod Gaya,
Apki berukhi ko v rutba diya
hmne,
Dosti ka hr farz ada Kiya hmne,
Mat sochiye k bhul gae apko,
Q k aj fir apse pehle apko yad
Kiya hmne!!
Arz Kiya hai…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se...
ek dost ne apne dost se kha k agar me mar jaon to tum Kiya karo gy.to dost ne mazaq me jawab diya k me to bhot khush ho jaon ga agle din os ka dost mar geya or ek lettar us dost ke liye chor geya jis me likha hua tha yar jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi k liye