Jana SMS Messages694 messages

Dil se hum aap ko Janab kehte hain

Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain

Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain

Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain. :p
Assalam-O-Alaikum!

Ramazan ul mubarak k pooray mahinay main parhay Janay walay wazaif

* rozana 1200 martaba kalma tayaba( pehla kalma) din bhar main kisi bhi waqt
kisi bhi namaz k baad

* aik mukamal quran pak poray mahinay main

* rozana namaz isha k baad 2 namaz toba aur 2 rakat namaz shukrana ada karain




See/Print Wazifa In Urdu/Arabic.
"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate
Ankhon nay kaha
Mohabbat ansoo ka samandar hai
jo kisse kay intezar may khamoshi say
behta hai

Dil nay kaha
Mohabbat kisse ko Khamoshi say chahay Janay ka naam hai
kay aakhire
waqt bhee Izhar na kiya jay

Naseeb nay kaha
Mohabbat wala duniya ka khush Kismat tareen insaan hai
Aur jiss kay Dil may Mohabbat nahin
Woh duniya ka Badd Tareen shakhs Hai

Nafrat nay kaha
Aakhiri Jeet Mohabbat ki Hoti hai
Zindagi ki raah mein aage chalte Jana har pal,
Mur ke na dekh beete hue pal
Jo nahin tha tera tujhe nahin mila,
Jo milgaya uske sath guzaar apna har pal
D se dil
D se dilagi
D se dewangi
D se dard
D se dosti
D se dushmani
Per D se itna bhi Door mat hoJana k
D se meri dil ki Dharkan ruk jaye
Dushman mere khusiyOn ka zamana hi nahi tha
Tum ne bhi kabhi apna to Jana hi nahi tha

Kia karta akaila main saja kar kOi mEhfil
Jab shehar main kisi ne nibahna hi nahi tha

Dil ne to bOhat chaha magar kis tarah jeetay
JeenaY k liye kOi bahana hi nahi tha

Mur mur k dekhta raha maiN Umar bhar magar
Tum aaye nahi tum ko to aana hi nahi tha

Aik rasta bacha tha wO bhi lotne ka tha
Jata main kahaN kOi thikana hi nahi tha

Ab jhuk k mere lash ko jhinjhOr rahe ho
Jaise tumhare "SHAYAR" ko Jana hi nahi tha
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda Janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
Agar kush hai woh dekh kar ansu meri ankhon me,

to khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.

Tadapte rahenge use dekhne ko

magar uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.

Wo manjil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,

khuda ki kasam us manjil pe hum Jana hi chod denge!
Rishte kanch ki tarah hote hai,

toote jaye to chubhte hai.

Inhe sambhalkar hateli par saJana

kyoki inhe tootne me ek pal

aur banane me barso lag jate hai
Wafa ruswa nahe krna,
Suno aisa nahe krna,
Main pehlay he akela hon,
Mujhe tanha nahe krna,
Bohat massrrof ho Jana,
Tou socha nahe krna,
Bharosa bi zaroori hy,
Magr sab ka nahe krna,
Muqadar phir muqadar hy,
Kabi daawa nahe krna,
Jo likha hy wo hona hy,
Kabhi shikwa nahe krna,
Meri takmeel tm se hy,
Mujhe aadha nahe krna,
Haqiqat hy milan apna,
Isay sapna nahe krna,
Humain tm yaad rehty ho,
Humain bhoola nahe krna
apni aghoosh main ik rooz chupa loo mujh ko ,
gham-e-duniya se meri jaan bacha loo mujh ko ,
in hi isharoon me de di ha ijazat maine ,
mangne se na milloo to chura loo mujh ko ,
apne saye se bhi ap to mujh ko dar lagta ha ,
ho jo mumkin to nigahoon me basa lo mujh ko ,
unhe likhna ha ik rooz khat me ye Jana ,
main to khud ka bhi nahi apna bna lo mujh ko.