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Actually I wanted

Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..

but

But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is PunIshable Offence.

Naila nay zazia ko

Naila nay zazia ko shabana nay shabnam ko rehana nay rukhsana ko alia nay anela ko bushra nay babra ko farah ne farzana ko humera nay hameeda ko akbar nay asghar ko basheer nay babar ko tanveer nay saleem ko imran nay Ishaq ko khalil nay rahman ko kashif nay kamran ko liaqat nay lugman ko zeeshan nay zaman ko aur main nay app ko yeh sms ker diya ha!

1 man goes to

1 man goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee..
Waiter takes the order goes across the table n does some Ishara.
& after some time brings the bill.
Man asks what about the coffee, you did some Ishara n got me the bill.?

Waiter replies, "Samajhdar k liye Ishara he coffee hai"...

Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..

Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..

RIshap ne Parena ka dil tor dia..

Daramo ne ye kesa mor lia..
Phir b hum ne Star Plus ko zor dia.... ;->

Latest Shaytan Ki 4 Nishanian . . .

Latest Shaytan Ki 4 NIshanian . . .

1. Haath Me Mobile Ho Ga

2. Angutha Button Par Ho Ga

3. Msg Parh KeR Hanse Ga

4. Phr Soche Ga Kis Ko Frwrd Karun . . . ;->

Pathan ko rastay

Pathan ko rastay mein ek charagh mila.Utha k saaf kiya to ek Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahIshain puri krayga.
Pathan:"Umko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
Ekdum ek naswar ka packet aa gya.
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or aa gai.
Jin: "Baqi 2 khwahIshain?"
Pathan: "Esa 2 packet or do!" ;->

Bewaqofon Ki nishaniya

Bewaqofon Ki nIshaniya::: 1.Hamesha bewaqt misscall karenge………. 2.SMS muskura k padenge…………. 3.niche mat padna……………. ………… ……… ……………………….. ……….. Jo bat mna karo wo zaror krenge

Aqqal ko soog mar detay hain,

Aqqal ko soog mar detay hain,

Ishaq ko roog maar
detay hain,

Aadmi khud nahi marta,
Aap jesay khubsourat
aur bewafa loog maar
deta hain...!!!!!!!!

Madhuri Bipasha

Madhuri

Bipasha

Mallika Sheravat

neha dhupia

Rani mukherji

Isha deol

twinkle khanaa

“sabhi ki or se tume Rakhi ki bahut badhai.....“

ek premi apni premika ke liye

ek premi apni premika ke liye
anguthikhridne ke liye ek dukan pe gaya,
or use ek anguthi pasand aa gai to usne uska price puchha- bhai sahab kya rate hai?
dukandar-5000.00R.s
ye sunkar premi ki siti nikal gai.
tab usne dusari anguthi ki or Ishara kar ke puchha or iski?
dukandar-do sitiya

Darya-e-Ravi

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nIshaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nIshaan aur opper kardia hai. i main pani ka level khatre k nIshaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nIshaan aur opper kardia hai.

Darya-e-Ravi

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nIshaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nIshaan aur opper kardia hai.

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