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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d
What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.
Pakistan's next match is on 14th march against Zimbabwe.

Player Profile: ELTON CHIGUMBURA
BORN 14 MARCH 1986
PLAYING ROLE: ALLROUNDER...
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Lo bhai....ye match bhi gaya Qk usko bhi to Birthday Gift dena hai na?
Q har baar tujhse mohabat jataon mein,

Behtar hai ab k tujhe bhool jaon mein,

Waakif tere salook se sara jahan hai,

Phir Q zindagi ko aur tamasha banaon mein,

Nafrat k ek baar wo izhaar to kare,

Unko tamam umar jo soorat dikhaon mein,

Hasrat bhari nigah ka koi sabab to hai,

Tu haal-e-dil to puch kahin marr na jaon mein,

Mere gham ka ilaaj jab tu bhi na kar saka,

Phir Q na is jahaan se pecha churaon mein.
(MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA)

Ajab andaaz hain mere,

Hazaaron raaz hain mere,

Anokhe saaz hain mere,

Sabhi aijaz hain mere,

Kaise abhaam hain mere,

MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,

Mein jis k pass jata hun,usey pagal banata hun,

Kabhi hansna sikhata hun,kabhi har pal rulata hun,

Yahi to kaam hai mera,

MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,

Nasha sa chaney lagta hai,maza sa aaney lagta hai,

Mujhe jo chahne lagta hai,mere gun gaaney lagta hai,

Nasheela jaam hai mera,

MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA.
Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein,
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It's UNPOSSIBLE.
Na jaane Q khuwaab bikhar jaaty hein dheere dheere,

Saare log bichar jaaty hain dheere dheere,

Zabt karo to behtar hai,

Warna aansoo zor pakr jaaty hain dheere dheere,

Sab irada kar k sath chalte hain,

Phir raasty badal jaty hain dheere dheere,

Jitne paas hum kisi k hoty hain,

Utne faasly barh jaaty hain dheere dheere.
Life is 3"EEE"

Yesterday is a Experiance,
Today is Experiment,
&
Tomorrow is Expectation.

So use your Experiance in your Experiments to achieve your Expactations.
Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday

Sardar :
13th Oct

Interviewer :
Which Year ?

Sardar :
Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year