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Kitne ulaj gae ha judai ma zindagi,

Wo shaks jafa kar k ehsan kar gaya,

Ma jis ko baat baat pa kehta tha apni jaan,

Dekho wo he shaks mujhe bejan kar gaya,

Phely wo meri zaat ke tameer ma raha,

Phir mujko apny haath se masmaar kar gaya,

Wo Aaa mila tu faasly kat' tay chaly gaey,

Bichra tu rasty merey dushwar kar gaya,

Bichra kuch es ada se k rut he badal gae,

Ek shaks saary shehar ko viran kar gaya
1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
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samaj aai????


theepay dy moo waleya
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
agar koi tumsy bhalai ki umeed rakhy tow usy mayus mat karo q k logon ki umeedon ka tum sy wabasta hona tum py ALLAH ka khaas inaam hy.!!!!
khuda salaamat rakhe un ko jo hum se nafrat karte hain....

"FARAZ"
pyar na sahi nafrat hi sahi kuch to hy jo sirf hum se karte hain....
Kisi ko Uski " ZAAT "
Aur Puranay Libas ki wajeh se

" Haqeer " mt Samjhna,

" Q K "

" Tjhay Denay Wala " Aur " Ussay Denay Wala"

" Aik he ha " .
'Katrina:
Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,
Salman:
Ami Abu?
Ktrina:G
Salman:
Khana pina
Katrina:G
Salman:
Friends?
Katrina:G
Salman:
"Jo ye msg parh raha hai os"
ko B?

Katrina:
Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!

Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi.
Bhaiya G smile'
Dream as if you will live forever.
Live as if you will die today.
Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?


Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
When ALLAH gives us ‘NO’ for an answer Keep in mind that there is a much great...er ‘YES’ behind it. His ‘NO’ is not a ‘REJECTION’, But a ‘REDIRECTION’ ?
Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
WAPDA walon ka kehna hai k sirf June tak hi awam ko loadshedding ki takleef bardashat karni hogi
Qk
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Uske baad to aadat ho jayegi.