Hukumat SMS Messages13 messages

reporter and pathan

Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.

Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.

Jis Ki fitrat Thi Baghawat Karna....

Jis Ki fitrat Thi Baghawat Karna....

Tu Ne Us Dil Pe Hukumat Ki Hai........!!

Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to

Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me Hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

Aaye baghe askari

Aaye baghe askari k muqadas tareen phool
Aaye kaaba e fikro nazar aa kibla e asool
Aa hum say bhi khiraj e dil o jaan Kijye wasool
Mola tairey bagair hum ko qayamat nhn qabool
Jannat me maalo zar na Hukumat k wastay
hum ji rahey hyn teri ziyarat k wastay

Yun Hi Nahi Jahan Mai

Yun Hi Nahi Jahan Main
Charcha HUSSAIN Ka

Kuch Dekh K Hua Tha
Zamana HUSSAIN Ka

Sar De k Do Jahan Ki
Hukumat Khareed Li

Mehanga Para yazeed Ko
Sauda HUSSAIN Ka ...

Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty,

Tum paas hoty tou koi shrarat krty,
Tujhy le kr baanho''n mein
"Mohabbat" krty,

Dekhty teri aankho''n mein neend ka khumar, Apni khoi hui neendo''n ki
"Shikayat" krty

Teri aankho''n mein apna aks dhondty, Khud se b zyada teri
"Chahat" krty

Jis ki Hukumat thi us k ghulam thy,
Qabeely mein dost kis se "Baghawat" krty

Ek dil hi tha wo b us k pas tha,
Raat bhr jaag kr kis ki "Hifazat" krty

Mere mazhab mein shirk haram hy
Wrna Qasam khuda ki teri "Ibadat"krty

Faakey pe faka ho raha hai

Faakey pe faka ho raha hai,
Naakay pe naka ho raha hai,
Hukumat ker rahi hai Mansooba Bandi,
Phir bhi Kakay pe Kaka ho raha hai.

''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal rah

''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha.

Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai?

T0 kutty ne kaha:

0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki Hukumat hai...''

Student To teacher :

Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???

Teacher:Haan Bilkul....

Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->

Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.

Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega

K.E.S.C Light Controller

K.E.S.C Light Controller

Niyat Krta Hoon Main
2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
Wasty Apni Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb Awaam Pr
Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf

Le Phir Gai ... ;->

Dosti Insaan Ki Zarurat Hy

Dosti Insaan Ki Zarurat Hy

Dilo''n Pr Dosto''n Ki Hukumat Hy

Aap Jese Dosto''n Ki Waja Se Yahan Hyn Hum

Werna
"HOLLY/BOLLY WOOD" Ko bhi Humari Zarurat Hy ... ;-

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