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MANZILAIN BHI US KI THEIN RASTA BHI US KA THA.. AIK MAIN AKELA THA
QAFLA BHI US KA THA.. SATH SATH CHALNE KI SOCH BHI US KI THI.. RASTA
BADALNE KA FAISLA BHI US KA THA.. AAJ KYUN AKELA Hoon DIL SAWAL KARTA
HAI.. LOG TU US KE THAY KIA KHUDA BHI US KA THA
Main Pyaar Ka Mufti To Nhi Hoon Per, Mera Fatwa Hai Yeh...!!
Ghalib..
Jo Chhorr De Raahon Mein, Wo Kaafir Se Bhi Bad'tar Hai...!!
Lo bhai Pakistanio!
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KHoon to Zardari choos gaya,
Ab Gosht Sher kha jaye ga…
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Reh gai khaal,
Wo to hy he shokat khanam ke…
OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
kHoon hi chalay ga……
Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae
1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar
2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar
3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar
3. Rambo : KHooni Gujjar
4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam
5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar
6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..
Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga
Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga
MERI TAAMEER KE KISSE KAHIN LIKHE NA JAYEINGE,
MAIN JANGAL SE GHUZARNE KE LIYE RASTA BANATA Hoon,
BICHAD KAR BHI JUDE RAHNE KA YE ACHCHA TREEQA HAI,
WO EK GUDDA BANATI HAI MAIN EK GUDIYA BANATA Hoon,
AGAR ACHCHA SA KOI NAAM SOCHO TO BATA DENA,
MAIN APNE KHUWAAB KI KATRAN SE EK CHEHRA BANATA Hoon
Bulaoon ga na miloon ga na khat likHoon ga tujhe,
Teri khushi kay lia khud ko ya saza dun ga ..
Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho
Ik baat kaHoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho,
kuch chunchal say, kuch chup chup say
kuch khoiy khoiy rehtay ho,
hain chahnay walay aur bohut
par tum main hai aik baat bohut
tum apnay apnay lagtay ho,
yeh baat baat pay kho jana
kuch kehtay kehtay ruk jana
kia baat hai hum say keh dalo
yeh kis uljhan main rehtay ho,
ik baat kaHoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho!!
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