In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
tHis bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
Sardar saw a very High Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing tHis he said ?India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw His wife with His boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the cHild were crying when they born
I want my cHild to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
Sardar sent SMS to His BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In MacHine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from His auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
