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Police and car driver

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baitHi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nHi ja payenge."

TabHi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

Santa, Swimming pool and lady

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in tHis lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.

Do You know, Who I am?

A junior in an office dialed His boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of tHis office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P

boy and girl

boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khusHi bHi ho or dukh bHi...

girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D

colg ki larki se bola.

Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai AbHi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki BucHi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

barish

Barishon k mosam me,
Usay yaad karne ki,
Aadtein purani hain,
Ab ki bar socha tha,
Aadtein badal dalein
Phr khyal aya k,
Aadtein badalne se
Barishein naHi rukti...........

dream

girl- what kind of dream do you have
about your wedding..?
boy- in wHich i m your groom...

awww...? ?

Happy with each other

I duN wAnt a relationsHip iN wHich people say "how they r cute"
But
I want a relationshp in wHich people say "how they look happy wdh each other" ?

muhbat

tum ne tu pHir bHi sikh lia dunya ka chaal chalan...
hum tu kch bHi na kar saky tujh se muhbat k siwaaa...!!

yaadein

Kaash K Koi Raasta Mil Jaye Tujh Tk Pohanchny Ka,,
Qeher Ban K
Baras RaHi Hain Mujh Pe Yaadain Teri.

Love U

*? Because I Love You ?*

I give you whole of my Love
Because I want that
Your heart is full of Love
I give you whole of my strength
Because I want that
You go on the height of your proud
I give you whole of favors
Because I want that
You perform every work smoothly
I give you whole of my time
Because I want that
You don’t tHink you are alone
Because I Love you a lot.

Love

Mukhtasir ye k achy lgty hoO

Chahny ka sabab aur kuch bHi nHi......

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