Hi SMS Messages15069 messages

Mene dil se pucha:
Mujhe rat bhr neend q naHi ati?
Mere dil ne kaha

Dramy baz ,Tu dopehr ko jo so jata ha
<('.')Oh sHit
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/"\ Me samja pyar ho gaya hai mujhe,,;,
Jis Ki fitrat THi Baghawat Karna....

Tu Ne Us Dil Pe Hukumat Ki Hai........!!
Kitni masoom khawaHish ha us deewani larrki ki,
Chahti hai k mohabat b kry aurr khush b rahy.
Hamara Tazkara Chorho, Hum aisy loog hain jinhain

Nafrat kuch naHin kehti, Wafa'ain maar daite hain.. !
Us ki yaadein bHi kitni ajeeb hein...

Ke mujhe dard bHi deti hein aur rahat bHi...
Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..

ElaaHi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen..
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

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... ... When u call ur frnd on His mobile nd say,

"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

And the ans is :

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"
Pappu to cHinese - Tu american
hai?
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CHinese - No, I am cHinese..
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... ... pappu- NaHi, tu American Hi hai...
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CHinese - No, I am cHinese..
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pappu- NaHii , tu American hai ..
American Hi
hai tu..
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CHinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
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pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
cHinese
lagta hai.
Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHiJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS Hila kar rakhdi. :-)
lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga
kuch Hi dino main tera result aa jaye ga..
dua ker ley .
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tu koi amir khan naHi jo



all is well keh kr top kr jaye ga...:P
dedicate to all students..
Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..

ElaaHi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen.. !