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Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab baHir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi tHi kia...?
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi


Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To




Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe NaHi Aayega. :-)
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U Hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: naHi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly KbHi
NaHi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar baHir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
CHinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->
=PUre NeWz =



1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,



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Wo sUit



MaLika Sharwat

Ka tha...>>!
Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bHi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->
Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe naHi balke
bad-duaon pe chal raHi hai?



Ji haan aapne bilkul sHi
gues kiya


Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy

"pApPu"



















Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela BHi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->