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After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel
Goverment Is THinking
Of Suggesting A New
Name For The
Demolished
MARRIOT Hotel



















"Shaheed MARRIOT BHUTTO" ... ;->
Ek Janaza Ja Raha Tha
Bht Log Saath Ja Rahe Thay
1 SindHi b Janaze k Saath
Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
"Kalma-e-Shahadat"
SindHi Zor Se Bola
"G.A Bhutto" ... ;->
Wife:
Main Maike Ja RaHi Hoon,
TALAAQ Ka Notice Bhej Doongi !!

Husband:
Ja Ja, MeetHi MeetHi Baatai''n
Ker K Khush Krne Ki KosHish
Mat Ker ... ;->
Main
Agar
Kahon
Tum Sa
Haseen
Kainaat
Main
NaHi
Hy
Koi ...


















Tou Yaar Yaqqen Mat Krna
Insan Pareshani Main
Kuch Ulta Seedha Bol Jata Hy ... ;->
Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?

Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain

Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities PoochHi Hain,

Aap K Waalid Ki NaHin!;-)
I Know
U R Sweet
U R Caring
U R Artist
U R Kind
U R Intelligent
U R Attractive
U R Smart

BUT. .
Thorra Aur IMPROVE Karo TabHi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-
"GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT"

Ab aATA Ameer Hi NaHi Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me BHi dastiaab hAi.
_____
! Aa !
!_ta_ !


Aata Ab Saashay Pack Me BHi dAstiaAb hAi.
BREAKING NEWS

HukumAt ne AiLAan kiA hy 2009 - 2010 mE NAe ShAdi ShudA Jorey BijLi pedA kAreige.

Kiun k

Mulk mE BijLi ki kAmi hAi

BAcho ki nAHi . . :p ;->
Golden Words.:

" A Man Who Is BeHind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

Is More Safe Then

A Man Who Is BeHind A Girl.."
1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai THi,
Jab Uski Dulhan Phero K Waqt Uske Pas

Akar Baiti To Wo Bola

Thoda Pas Ho K Baith,

1Sawari Aur Bait Skti He.
JASHN-E-AZADI MUBARAK

After 03 Days


,

.
NHi smjhe?




03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge



Phr 11 MaHine ki AZADI

So,

In advance,

"AZADI MUBARAK" ;->
Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin

Khubsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho?

Bhadur Ya Khubsurat?

Student: Dono, Yani..




"HeroincHi"