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Us Ki Marzi!


Ap Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhen :-D
1 Day A Man Called His
6 CHildrn 2gethr n Askd
"Now Tell Me, Who''s
Been Mst Obedient
During Lst Week n Did
Evrythng Mummy Askd?"

All Answr In 1 Voice
"U, Daddy" ;->
Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or NHi
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KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
WHile WatcHing A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& WHisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind





















Pass d Popcorn ;->
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
WHile WatcHing A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& WHisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind





















Pass d Popcorn ;->
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
WHile WatcHing A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& WHisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind





















Pass d Popcorn ;->
How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is About To Say
SometHing Smart ... ???

















She Starts Her Sentence
With




"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->
1st Pthan 2 2nd: Eid Ki Nmaz Prhny Q Ni Aya

2nd: My A Rha Tha K Rsty My He Log Nmaz Prhty Dekhy,
WHi Prh Li. Ajib Nmaz THi,
1 Bnda So Rha Tha, Us K Pichy Sb Prh Rhy Thy R Koi Sjda B Ni Tha.
1st: Khocha Tu Jnaza Prh K A Gya Hy!
2nd: Kya Bat Krta Hy,
My Sb Ko Mbark Bad BHi Dy K A Gya... ;->
Dewangi Se Kum Na THi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hum Bewafa Jahan Ma Wafa Dhondte Rahe
Mehromiyo K Dor Ma Kin Hasrato K Sath
Hm cholon ki BIRYANI me BOTI Dhondte Rhe ;->
Bv: Shadi K Shuroo K Dino Me

Jb Ma Khana Pkati THi
To Ap Mujy Zyada KHilaty Or Khud Kam.

Lekin Ab Ap Aisa Q NHi Krty?

Shohar:Q K Ab Tmhy Khana Pakana Aa Gia Hy
Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?

Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha

K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho

So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D
WHich Kind Of Keys Cant Open A Door??





































































A Turkey, Donkey, Or A Monkey :)