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Bcoz
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No-Bell Prize....!!!
If U R In A War,

Instead Of Throwing A Hand Grenade @ D Enemy, Throw One Of Small Pumpkins.

May B It''ll Make Evry1 THink How Stupid War Is
N

WHile They R THinkin, U Can Throw A Real Grenade @ Them ... ;->
Height Of Playin Games

A Sardar''s Dead Body Found In A Cupboard

&

Al Other Sardars Declard Him

Winner Of Last Year''s

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Beta:
1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez BIKE Me BHi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana
PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeTHicAl & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n.

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LaMbI LaMbI cHoR k GeO..;->
Jin:
"Kiya Hukam Hy Mere Aqa"
Aqa:
"Mulk Ka Sara Maal Mere Acount Mei Daldo.
Jin:
"Aqa Hukam Kare Bakwas NaHi, Mei Jin Hon ZARDARI NAHi" ;->
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