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Karate is a form of martial arts

Karate is a form of martial arts

In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,

Make some of d worst movies in d History of d world ...

Children Are Natural Mimics

CHildren
Are Natural Mimics

Who Act Like
Their Parents,

Despite

Every Effort To Teach Them

Good Manners ... ;->

Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti

Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti

karoge din mein to rahegi chusti

karo kam se kam din mein ek bar

to rahegi tandrusti

NaHin samjhe?

EK SMS

4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba

4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba
Lambi Perhai Lambi Perhai
Perhne Me Dil Mera Lage KabHi Na
Perhne Se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha
Ktne Zmane Bad O Raba
Chutya Ye Ai Chutya Ai

Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.

Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye KaracHi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D

Child:papa aunty ka

CHild:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
CHild: naHin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHiLD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

To, Near Police Station.

To,
Near
Police Station.

Respetd Sir,
As My Sweet''frnd'' 4got 2 SMS Me,I Kindly Request U2 Take Action Imedatly & Encountr His DABBA Mob

Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa

Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne RakHi BandHi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?

Kuch NHi..

Kyun Ki Uske Hath NHi The

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir RaHi THi

Wah .. Wah.... Wah

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir RaHi THi

Wah

Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!

Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned

Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned

From His Presidency..

Now Vote For New President,

Type "KASHiF" And Send it to,

"0345-3932040"

For Bright Fuuture Of

Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!

Thanks..!! :-)

Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,

Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,

Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri ZindagHi WIRAAN Ho Gayi,

Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka,

Aaj Woh
CHADDI-BANYAN
Ki DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->

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