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Sardi Ho Gayi Hai?
Haan
Naak BHi Band Hai?
Haan
Sir BHi Fat Raha Hai?
Haan Bah Haan!
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To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!
Once A Few Hairs

Growd On GandHiji Head

GandHi Went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N Said

"U Want Me To Cut Or Count

GandHi Said "Colour It
T-SHirt Line :

I Was THinking

Of Becoming

A Doctor,

I Have Handwriting For I
What Is The Next THing

A Man Should Do After

Winning An

Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)
Papu Raat Me Bahar NaHi Ghumta Hai

Puchho Puchho..????


Are Puchhona..?


Are Papu Andha Hai

Raat Ko Andhere

Me Use Kese Dikhega
If Somebody
Comes &
Tels U
Tht Ur A Fool
Dont Be Angry
Go To Em
Catch Their Ear &
Tel Them.





Plz. DON''T TELL THiS 2 OTHRS:)
Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

A SHikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.


Why?



Saala POLICE Ke

Lafde Me Kaun Pade Ga.:)
School Life Is RELIANCE ''Kar Lo Dunia MutHi Me''

College Life Is AIRTEL ''Aisi Aazadi Or Kaha''

Married Life Is IDEA ''Jo Badal De Aapki
BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..

But After His Sister Gave Birth To A Baby He Became An Ordinary Man

Why?
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Coz He Became MAMU LEE.
Arz Kia Hai :
InHi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao ,
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InHi Pathron Pay Chal Kr Agr A Sako Tu Ao,
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Ludi Hay Jamalo Pao , Ludi Hey Jamalo Pao;-)
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?

Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...

Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai

Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda NaHi Hoti
Teachr : Tumhari Writing
Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja RaHi Hai

Student : Sir Is Lye Kyun

K Mere Papa Ki Wish

Hai K Main Doctor Banno.