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" ToDay Iz SunDAY "

Send this SMS to 10 Peoples and INSHallAH tommorrow Will be Monday !

Monday :)

Believe me it works!! :)
HEIGHT OF CHallENGE:
A guy left whole answr sheet blank in an exam... & wrote this on the Last Page:"Agar Apne Bap KI Aulad Ha TO Pas Kar kay Dikha"
A good friend is one who tells u 2 study well but a best friend is one who sits outside ur exam Hall n says ABY KITNA LIKHAY GA CHAL BAHAR AA..
Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah


Yeh sms aap 500 logon ko send karen InsHallah aapka Balance khatam ho jaye ga....
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination Hall.
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?

jab sidhu laughter cHallenge main

hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-

bas kar mere BAAP
Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To Husband:
" SHall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? "

Husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->
What’s The Height Of Hope








Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself

“MAN DON”T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONED” ;->
Dentist : "Iam sorry, madam, but I sHall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy''s tooth."
Woman: "Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!"
Dentist: "Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->
Yad aata hai mujhko tera bachpan ka zamana
Patli patli tangon par latka hua pakhana .
Wo behti naak ko hath say poonch kr gaal per lagana
Gali mein beth kr sare MuHalle ko Show dikhana,
Qamar say makhiyan uratay howay aawaz lagana,,,,,

Ammi dho day
Tere Naal Dosti Aakhri Sah Tak Nibawange

Tere Pairan THalle Assi Ta Talliyaan Tikaawange

Jado Marzi Parakh Lai Mere Dosti Nu

Teri Mashook Assi Phasavange. . . ;->
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,

Car,

Dressing ya bank
balance?

Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex moHalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->